I am sure that I am not the only one who is the go to person for, “is this bad?” “does this smell rotten?”, “Yeah, I thought that smelled bad but I wanted you to smell it first.”
What??
We had a jar of jalapenos that the expiration date on it was 2015. I don’t eat them so I never check. “do these smell old?”
“they expired 3 year ago!!! Does it matter?”
“Smell this milk, does it smell bad?”
“you smell it!!!”
Does anyone NOT recognize that smell? It is horrid, or what about rancid meat….Nobody knows what that smells like…sheesh.
The food police also do NOT put empty containers back in the refrigerator or leave a to-go box with one french fry in it. Most food police also don’t use brutal force to push the garbage down into the can to keep from emptying it.
Food police that own pets are also the first person to smell the pile of steaming crap on the rug…I guess our noses are just superior.
I could be bitter about my exceptional gift but I have become accustom and embrace it. I realize others safety could be in my hands.
Unapologetically Pretty 
Ha! So true! And all those green things in the leftover containers in the fridge!
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